Thou shall eat your words...
I can cook okay!!
Here's proof (By-products & an unpaid endorsement of end-product)


My masterpiece:Jap curry with Chicken Tonkatsu (oven-baked, and then fried to achieve the golden brown texture!)
Credits: Rice-cooker, courtesy of some awesome friends back home.
All other ingredients kindly sponsored by Mr Ng Scholarship Fund for A Particular Needy Student