It was a toss up between the final two - the dictionary and the thesaurus.
And my decision was final.
I hereby declare the thesaurus the new love of my life.
I had never believed in fanciful words. Life is complicated as it is so let's keep our conversation simple.
Don't short and sweet words like "nice", "good", "no good", "bad", "okay" suffice?
Well apparently not, according to international standards.
Henceforth, the use of multi-syllabus words is highly encouraged.
... to be continued
